At Blue Summit Supplies, we often speak about the importance of teamwork, appreciating differences, and improving the lives of our sphere of influence.
But what about those members of our sphere who can’t speak for themselves – the furry, four-legged helpers whose office needs are often overlooked?
We’re putting the right paw forward and introducing our very own line of office supplies – for pets.
Say hello to Blue Summit Pet Supplies.
This line of office supplies is tailor-made to your pet’s business and home office needs, including such must-haves as…
It can be difficult to motivate yourself to lick an envelope when you’re a dog. Thankfully, Petvelopes make sealing a breeze for our canine confidantes! These pet-focused envelopes come with enticing adhesive flavors like roast chicken, tender lamb, and – for our kitty companions – tuna salad.
For a poor man’s Pet-tastic Envelope, take a standard Blue Summit Supplies envelope, smear peanut butter on the flap, and let your pooch go to town. That envelope will be licked in no time.
Signing documents too tricky for your pup? Don’t worry – we’ve got them covered! Our Puppy Pens come with a patented ergonomic grip specially designed for those without opposable thumbs. Just lick the pen and it’s instantly coated with a thick, sticky residue, ensuring it stays pressed to your puppy’s paw!
(Minimal cleanup required. May agitate less intellectual dogs. Also comes in roast chicken, tender lamb, and tuna salad flavors.)
For kitties who crave organization, we’ve developed a unique line of folders: our Feline Folders. These extra-strength folders are made from durable cardboard to withstand kitty claws, and they double as cat scratchers.
Can’t get your cat to stop gnawing on the feline folder top tab? The solution is simple: catnip-infused printer paper. Just print your documents on this herb-laced paper and see your cat’s interest in filing spike! But be warned – continued exposure to catnip paper might also see a sharp decrease in kitty productivity.
Stay tuned for more information on Blue Summit Pet Supplies. Oh – and happy April Fool’s.
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This is hilarious! I’m thinking there might be a place in some small, home-run businesses for the envelopes! Lol