Introducing Blue Summit Pet Supplies

April 01, 2019 1 Comment

Introducing Blue Summit Pet Supplies

At Blue Summit Supplies, we often speak about the importance of teamwork, appreciating differences, and improving our sphere of influence.

But what about those members of our sphere who can’t speak for themselves – the furry, four-legged helpers whose office needs are often overlooked?

We’re putting the right paw forward and introducing our very own line of office supplies – for pets.

Say hello to Blue Summit Pet Supplies.

This line of office supplies is tailor-made to your pet’s business and home office needs, including such must-haves as…

Petvelopes

Petvelopes

It can be difficult to motivate yourself to lick an envelope when you’re a dog. Thankfully, Petvelopes make sealing a breeze for our canine confidantes! These pet-focused envelopes come with enticing adhesive flavors like roast chicken, tender lamb, and – for our kitty companions – tuna salad.

For a poor man’s Pet-tastic Envelope, take a standard Blue Summit Supplies envelope, smear peanut butter on the flap, and let your pooch go to town. That envelope will be licked in no time.

Puppy Pens

Puppy Pens

Signing documents too tricky for your pup? Don’t worry – we’ve got them covered! Our Puppy Pens come with a patented ergonomic grip specially designed for those without opposable thumbs. Just lick the pen and it’s instantly coated with a thick, sticky residue, ensuring it stays pressed to your puppy’s paw!

(Minimal cleanup required. May agitate less intellectual dogs. Also comes in roast chicken, tender lamb, and tuna salad flavors.)

Cat Folders

Cat Folders

For kitties who crave organization, we’ve developed a unique line of folders: our Feline Folders. These extra-strength folders are made from durable cardboard to withstand kitty claws, and they double as cat scratchers.

Can’t get your cat to stop gnawing on the feline folder top tab? The solution is simple: catnip-infused printer paper. Just print your documents on this herb-laced paper and see your cat’s interest in filing spike! But be warned – continued exposure to catnip paper might also see a sharp decrease in kitty productivity.

Stay tuned for more information on Blue Summit Pet Supplies. Oh – and happy April Fool’s.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Grace Treutel is Blue Summit Supplies' content marketing manager. She writes for work, writes for her blog, and when she's done with all that, she writes for fun. Her two finished novel manuscripts have not yet been published - but just you wait. Also, she has some kids and some pets and some husband. Find her online at How to Learn Your Twenties.


1 Response

Julie

April 12, 2019

This is hilarious! I’m thinking there might be a place in some small, home-run businesses for the envelopes! Lol

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